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Irregardless

Irregardless
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Author: Brian Baker
Category: Contemporary Fiction/Humor

The Apocalypse overslept…

and now he is trying to make up for lost time. He has all but one of the ingredients he needs to start The End, but he's having some trouble getting his hands on the Qahwah seeds. A humorous account of how three unexpected heroes save the Earth from The Apocalypse.

Cast of Characters
The Apocalypse - he's late and he's pissed
Justin - human, a magician of questionable ability
Glenn - human, a waiter whose faith in a higher power enables him to overcome life's difficulties including…
Raphael and Bob - demons, looking forward to dinner (namely Glenn)
Jack - undead, attempting to unite the four factions of the undead (or at least, prevent an all out war)
Samantha - human, who just wants a cup of coffee
 
About the Author
Brian Baker lives in Chicago, IL with his wife, Melissa. Before heading North, he lived most of his life in Texas and is a graduate of the University of Texas at Austin.

He has made his living as a writer in one form or another for the past 10 years, including penning various newspaper columns, scripting various syndicated television shows, and whoring for various corporations. He even worked for a company highlighted in the journalistically questionable "Give Me A Break" segment of 20/20. That experience made him appreciate the inherent comedy of the corrupt exposing the corrupt as corrupt.

He is both deeply cynical and overtly sappy about the human condition and still hasn't decided what he would do if the decision to save the Earth landed in his lap. But that's why coins have two sides.
Irregardless is his first novel.

Ordering Information
ISBN: 9781890109820
$12.95 US
Imprint: CrossTIME
160 pages
trade-size paperback